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A family camping trip that started with us announcing my latest pregnancy, continued with looks of horror from my in-laws and a lecture on the virtues of vasectomies from my father-in-law, and concluded with a miscarriage in the trailer two days later.

Does it count if you didn’t fully realize it was awful?

I was about five years old. My mother decides to load four of us kids in the van and take us from Washington State to California, to go to my mom’s cousin’s wedding. While there, we were also going to visit her siblings and go to Disneyland and all sorts of fun

UGH THANK U

ellie you actually look really cute- i like your floral shirt and your hair and good job on being you.

holy shit i’m going to get one that says HAAAANH

Yeah, as a heavily tattooed woman I agree. I’ve had most artists make recommendations about placement and style to me. In fact, I’ve had sort of the anti-Dan experience (with a guy who also refuses to do hand and neck tattoos on people who aren’t already covered in tats, btw—it’s seriously a common policy) where my

classic reverse racism from gino tobleroni

That @notjesslane tweet needs 5000 stars.

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

My mom did that shit to me when I was a kid, on top of all sorts of other things. I’d come home to military school catalogs on the kitchen table. My heart breaks for this girl.

Have a berry. You can cut it up for your cereal.

One hundred thousand.

“I’ve been asking her out for years and back then she told me she wouldn’t go out with me til she hit the 5 year mark. So I kept count and here we are! I made her keep her promise!”

Oh he’s definitely a subscriber:

she get it from her mama.

like no matter how firm an answer you get to that question, who cares and what will that opinion do to anyone? nothing

My vibrator and me IRL