80k for a marvel of technology that has the build quality of a Yugo ? Someone drank the Tesla kool-aid.

A true Jalop should not have to Google Clifford Performance

hahaha I love this. I did something similar but in an effort to give myself bangs. I cut the bangs first, and they were not so good. So I trimmed again and it kept getting worse. SO I figured if I just cut all the way to like a quarter inch it would just look like those baby hairs in the front of my hairline... NOPE…

I'm confused why everyone gets upset when techs take your cars out. We just got working on your shitty car, for shitty, pay, so we are going to put our oil slicked and beer piss clothes all over your seats, then hoon the crap out of it for a few miles.

Go and meet corvette mike, epitome of every asshole corvette owner.

This is why we can't have nice things.

My pup found herself in the mirror about a month ago. She spent two days like this any time she was in the bedroom. Just quietly growling and watching herself.

I didn't have a tv in the house when I got my dog, and one time I was watching the Westminster dog show on YouTube and decided to show my own dog, who was ENTHRALLED. Like, a dog would run up toward the camera, and then across the screen, and then away offscreen...and she would look around the room for it, holy shit…

I will answer your question after I go check on my clit and make sure it's where I left it. Because obviously now this is a thing we have to worry about.

Would love to see one of these for Venture Bros. Doc Hammer and Chris McCulloch do such a good job of voice acting the majority of the characters. And when they don't, we get treated to the voice talents of greats like Patrick Warburton, James Urbaniak, Bill Hader, H. Jon Benjamin, Brendon Small and even Stephen…

I was so shocked, I had no idea what to do. I looked at her silently as she yelled at me before finally throwing her money in her face and storming into the kitchen to cry for two hours.

Maybe this?

What does "He takes me to eggs" mean?

I've fucked at least three guys who had tattoos of ex-girlfriends' names. I've fucked at least two guys who were missing multiple teeth. I was involved with one guy for a while even though he had a tattoo of an ex-girlfriend's name, AND was missing multiple teeth, AND used to be a Blood and replaced every "c" in his…

Oh, I get that some people are dog people, others cat people. And there are rodent people, etc. And I understand allergies, of course. But any pet that you or your partner have when you meet are grandfathered in.

One of the many moments I knew fiancé was a keeper was about a month into dating; I was considering adopting two kittens and asked him how he felt about cats (because I was already pretty sure we were going to fall in love, so I figured his opinion should be considered).

I've posted this on Jezebel before but it fits so well here too.

The worst poop of my life occurred while I was on active duty, training at Camp Geiger, NC. We had been eating nothing but MREs for 2 weeks, which are notorious bowel blockers. At the time this poop happened, I hadn't released a kraken for a few days and was starting to get concerned.

We were doing some physical…

Ugh, I can't believe I'm about to share this.