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Dirty Nursery Rhymes: A Knives Out Mystery

for a little while mine was Cattlestar Lactica

Stuck (With a Great Big Knife) In Mobile With the Memphis Blues Again

Kudos for referencing Jim McMahon.

The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man:  A Knives Out Mystery.

The Chicago Bears Shufflin’ Crew Presents: The Super Bowl Shuffle: A Knives Out Mystery

Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town: A Knives Out Mystery.

Ehh. I’ll wait for Bawitdaba: A Knives Out Mystery (2028).

Detachable Penis: A Knives Out Mystery

The Village Green Preservation Society: A Knives Out Mystery

It Takes a Lot to Laugh, it Takes a Train to DIE: A Knives Out Mystery

(btw I’ve always loved your user name)

In Held ‘Twas In I: A Knives Out Mystery

The Mad Max movies are positively loaded with stuff that is dumb, but not stupid. It's a fine distinction. 

Kid Rock is 53 years old and Young Thug is 32, so that’s definitely a thing.

This guy was, no exaggeration at all, the most important figure in cinema in the last 70 years. The amount of future huge stars he gave their first break, not just the big directors and actors and so many other crew members, boggles the mind. And even in his last years he was very active on social media, giving

In the midst of all the cheap exploitation, it’s easy to miss that Corman made some legitimately good films, The Masque of the Red Death is easily one of the best, and most beautifully shot, horror films from the 60's. 

A prestige TV remake of Friday the 13th sounds absolutely fucking awful regardless of Fuller being attached. I don’t want to watch 7 episodes of backstory about Jason’s mother’s traumatic past and 1 episode where Jason looks at a hockey mask and maybe kills someone half accidentally in the last 5 minutes setting up

“Canon” is always a loose thing with any of those “V Predator” comics.  I mean the Predator fought everyone back in the day.  It’s the basis of my entire thesis about how Danny Glover could fight Batman and win.  

I haven’t seen all of those, but I can say that Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, and Daredevil are not better than Legion.