Does he at least wear a ridiculous fur coat?

[Later that afternoon, in Christopher's office]

ANNA: Oh, Jack, I just can't choose between you and Christopher!

Not that I know of, but I'll make sure to include one in my 50 Shades fanfic.

Personally I always thought Anastasia should've ended up with the furry. #TeamJacob

I haven't read Twilight or 50 Shades of Grey, or seen the Twilight movies. Are the 50 Shades characters and plot beats (as published) that shamelessly copied from Twilight? I thought the plot of the first Twilight was, basically, Girl meets boy, boy needs to stay away from girl because he's a vampire who's afraid…

LAURENCE OLIVIER: Yo, Marisa, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Joan Plowright had one of the best supporting performances of all time! One of the best performances of all time!

By the time Hopkins was done chewing it it was only 5% for the scenery.

He may not have a big part in the movie—I just remember him being all over the advertising, presumably because he was the only person in the cast who was remotely plausible as a box office draw.

I really like The Remains of the Day. Which shouldn't really have anything to do with this discussion, except that whenever I get the urge to watch Howards End I can't help thinking, "Wait a minute, I've already seen what seems like a superior version of 'Anthony Hopkins in . . . Costumed Englishmen Living Lives of…

I guess I shouldn't say that Howards End and Damage are good movies, since I haven't seen them. But I do like Husbands and Wives and Enchanted April. But they aren't nearly as memorable as My Cousin Vinny. And I don't remember Plowright's performance at all. I do remember Davis' performance in Husbands and Wives. …

I think the surprise at her win had less to do with the performances and more to do with the fact that she was the only nominee who wasn't a Serious Actress in a Significant Film. Maybe this speaks to my lowbrow taste, but 20-something years later I think Tomei's performance is the best, and she gave it in the best…

Peter: Oh, my God—are you okay Uncle Ben?

Mario: I haven't killed anybody . . . since Level 8-4.

Inventory—Top Rust Cohle lines that could also be the hook to Taylor Swift's next single:

You're in too deep!

Save it, Detective! We both know the last result you got was a positive test for the clap!

Effective immediately your License to Pleasure is suspended. Turn in your badge and your lube.

Bowser: You know, I read a lot. Especially about things . . . about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not: Sicilians were spawned by Koopas.

"My wife keeps asking me why I can't be more like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense."