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They are taking the two babby back to Sunspear to lady to rest.

How is babby formed?

He'll be a New York cop who radios in periodically with an update on his one-man fight against Eurotrash terrorists.

Diversity aside, when you've already got Gibson for your buddy cop movie the obvious co-star is Donald Glover.

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

"Your father's sickle . . . . This is the tool of a Neckbeard. Not as clumsy or random as a lawn mower; an elegant lawn care implement for a more civilized age."

I thought that was Pirates of the Caribbean.

I had a friend record my reaction at a preview screening over the weekend:

"Bondage. James Bondage."

I'm sure they could repurpose some of the dialogue from William Baldwin's subplot.

"Violators will be asked to co-author the sequel."

Wasn't there a Bond girl named Breathy Innuendo?

An American Sniper in Paris

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I suspect that the political divide/debate is more evident online and in partisan media than it is in terms of what the movie's audience is. It was (or still is) number one at the box office in the UK, Australia, New Zealand and Italy:

"And I would've been free to do it, if it hadn't been for you middling kids!"

"The Old Man is Down the Road" should be the trailer music for the new Terminator movie.

The Practical Guide to Dyson Sphere Construction
Step One: Disassemble Saturn.
Step Two: . . . Wait . . . what?

The fictional strip club on this show will be called The Strip Mine. Or maybe Jack Pump's.

. . . you need to consult an experienced criminal defense attorney.