bats-in-the-belfie
Bats in the Belfie
bats-in-the-belfie

I found it amazing that it wasn’t 100% f bombs from any of them.

I don’t presume to know how this poor woman wound up in that terrifying situation. Floods, especially flash floods, are no joke. Water will kick your ass. So please, please, please, avoid flooded roads if you come across one. Turn the eff around and just find another way. It's not worth the risk.

I did, didn’t I? (Opens journal and begins scribbling furiously.)

Well, just the other night, while watching the Olympics, I downed 8 double vodka tonics, posted to JEZEBEL 13 times, and racked up over a thousand stars on my comments. Not that I keep a detailed journal of how many stars I aquire.

It’s like sexism and racism got together to puke out their ugly baby, who then shit all over their front page.

Nope, sorry. There is no excuse for referring to anyone like that. They would never write “Simone Bailes wins gold; Jew takes silver”

What is truly frightening is that these sexist and racist headlines and comments are not made to be intentionally malicious. Most people, even if they are internal scumbag bigots, will closet their demons for their professions. Nobody WANTS to be on the wrong end of these and having to make apologies and retractions.

History made as 100m Freestyle ends in tie between African-American and Jamie Oleksiak’s sister.

“Simone Manuel, Wins Gold, Shares Historic Night with Olympics Meme”

Olympics: Simone Manuel shares historic night with some white guy.

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.

Agreed. I think this is a very, very, very difficult conversation to steer around, so I don’t quite blame rudebarb. At the same time, my heart goes out to both Natasha and hellagrossedoutwtfman. Neither of you should ever have to go through what you both had.

The Nick JonasTown Massacre

also: Jonads?

@Nick Jonas

I felt a little bad cheering for Ledecky because Sarah Sjostrom being from Sweden deserved some love (not sure where they’re at in medals exactly), and she also looked respectful in defeat (not all do). Either way, congrats to all of these awesome ladies.

The best part on this interview was the fact that she basically said “Wow it was really cool to have some actual competition for once”, only in a totally polite and sincere way.

I laughed out loud at her puking comment. But pool puking sounds horrific on a bajillion levels.

Normal does not mean healthy or sane. It means that it happens fairly regularly in people who might wish otherwise. And who may have to struggle against the signals their body is sending.

Please don't tell her how to feel about her own experience. It is not your place to instruct her on what her emotions should be about something that happened to her.