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I feel like most people know that what is usually refereed to as colorblindness doesn’t necessarily mean black and white vision.

Frankly letting this woman have hot water and milk seems like basic kindness and makes me feel better towards starbucks than I usually do.

I very, very rarely criticize Taco Bell, because it’s my favorite of the big fast food chains, but...I’m not entirely on board with this move, unless they add more new items in. The power menu burrito in particular is unfortunate, because it was one of the few things I could order where I was at least pretending to be

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

That second one is hypnotic.

I no longer have pets, but have since learned to only use the deadbolt, mainly so it’s impossible to lock myself out.

Ours would open the door and let him and his sister out so they could terrorize me at night.  Our dog eventually learned it and would let herself out the front door until we switched back to the round doorknobs.  Ahhh, pets.

If only they could learn to shut them afterward. Our old cat would do that and you’d go out to lock the front door at night and find it wide open.  Stupid cat!

More than 25 years ago, a good friend of mine adopted a HUGE elderly cat that greatly resembles this guy. ‘Humphrey’ had a great life until the day he passed. If you have room in your heart to adopt a stray, please do.

Happy to be of service!

My 27 lb cat also learned how to open doors.  They are pretty amazing creatures when they want to be.

I assume you just fill the bathtub with kitty litter. I can’t imagine a standard litter box would contain even a single disposal of digested cat food.

OH MY. SO BIG! YOU’RE SO BIG! YOU ARE MY FRIEND. MY BIG KITTY FRIEND, YES YOU ARE!

My sister has a Manx that she rescued as a feral kitten. The cat is out of control. Rips out the front door if you are not careful and into the bushes outside. He did that at my house in the spring while I was healing from surgery and I was like “Fuck, how am I going to get him in the house. If not how am I going to

Zomg I want him.

At his chonkiest, my cat was 30 lbs. He’s now in the mid-20s. He is a beast. When he walks by me, his back is about knee high and his tail goes almost to my waist (I’m slightly over 5'8", for reference). He’s also the biggest scaredy-cat (is it really a pun when it’s literal?) of all time. His relatively smaller

I have a 21-pound cat that peaked at 26. He’s a Manx that looks just like that chonk, but without a tail.

You couldn’t just pretend it was a bear? This site has been lacking in quality bear content lately. 

Very little makes me as sad as thinking about pets surrendered by someone who couldn’t take care of him anymore, for both the people & the pet. I’m sure there are some people who are moving to Dallas for work and are just like fuck this chonk, but there are a lot more sick/old people who hit a point where they have to