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it might actually be a small fish. little known fact, but Don Jr can extend his arms out to a length of almost 8'.

Yeah, it’s not small but there’s an awful lot of daylight between him and the fish. You can see the shadow his left arm is throwing.

He’s holding that bass way out in front of him and closer to the camera to make it look larger than it is. It is not a small fish, but he’s using old fishermen’s tricks to make it look even bigger.

I don’t think that would do a thing to his numbers. After 2.5 years of interacting with his dipshit cultists I can’t imagine much they wouldn’t excuse. Eating a live baby? Video of him bottoming for Putin? What would shame or embarrass people without shame? Hitting Melania would be pun by Kellyanne and her Gang of

‘WHY WON’T THE NON-DEMOCRATS COMMIT TO UNCONDITIONALLY BACKING ANY DEMOCRAT, NO MATTER HOW SHITTY THEY ACTUALLY ARE?’

That IS the “I tried” angle. Saying she was worried about both the gun AND him would open her up to more criticism and possibly more liability. You have to read between the lines—the lawyers are saying she was really worried, so you should feel bad for her, but not THAT worried to the point where she should have

In fact, alarm bells were going off if she called the police to anonymously ask questions about her son’s gun ownership—any basic legal questions could have been Googled, but she was worried about her son and it sounds like she was fishing to see if there were any legal way the gun could be confiscated. They said no,

Not inspirational at all. Kidd sounds like a real bitch. She did something she knew good and well was illegal and then got all pissy when her neighbors called her on it. AirBnB houses can be a real nightmare for neighborhoods and have sent rents into the stratosphere. They were well within their rights to get her to

All of these people are assholes, but only one of these people is “Pay good money to make your house into an eyesore in order to troll the physical appearance of someone you dislike because you think they reported you for breaking the law”-level of asshole.

Dropping a ‘fuck’ or ‘shit’ in frustration is no longer news. It’s just vocabulary, but CNN would like to get a news cycle out of it.

lol i gotta stop pulling that kinda shady shit

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

The 3D barcode on NFL tickets now is dynamic - it changes every 15-60 seconds so you can’t screenshot the ticket to make it work at the gate, unless you do it within the 15 second window...

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills

The only thing that sucks now is I have to have tickets on my smartphone instead of paper tickets, and with the new policy, I have to pay international roaming charges on my cell phone to use my ticket.

I fly Southwest, generally. When I have a confirmation number, I can check in online, and there’s no problem. I assumed that “confirmation number” meant that everything is good. I generally don’t check if my card had been charged.

“man shocked airline reservation he was never charged for didn’t exist. Film at 11.”

kill yourself

I can not for the life of me figure out how he’s still alive.

kill yourself