That explains why it looks nothing like the typewriter from the game in that screenshot...

So they took a Qwerkywriter, slapped an RE themed design on it, and are now charging 3x as much for it?

“We need the 2nd Amendment to protect us from the government taking away our rights!”

“Breaking News: We Found One Person in the Trump Administration Who Secretly Has Ties To America!”

The Pulitzer Prize goes to the journalist who uncovers evidence that someone in this Administration isn’t a huge criminal.

From comment on original article:

Mouth breathing moron Mark Schlereth was on the radio this morning saying just these things. “More soccer players get concussions than football players, and nobody is wanting to wipe soccer off the face of the planet. We just need to understand that there are people who hate football and want it gone.”

On the one hand, fuck the NFL for making games more and more unwatchable every year. We didn’t know what a legal catch was, and now we’re not going to know what a legal tackle is, and more importantly the players won’t know that either. But on the OTHER hand, fuck the people who yearn for the halcyon days of players…

It popped out of my mouth that’s what that Mexican would have got called. That white person would have got called that too

“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”

“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”

It’s always nice to see a new coach who acknowledges his program’s traditions. 

Well it’s easy to focus on the highlights like tax cuts, hits to the ACA, foreign policy gaffes, and other things, stuff like this is so important to talk about.

I’m telling you... seemed funny at first and then you read here or other places about this happening to our peeps every. single. day. 

I think technically, this is Becky with the Bad Hair.

Barefoot in NY sounds like some sort of punishment.

Walking on a NYC street without shoes!  IN BROOKLYN! The whole place is like a shag carpet made out of needles! This poor white woman needs taken to a mental hospital, she is clearly insane.  

Who the hell has the time-

I split time for work between Tokyo and the US, but the attitude of cops is one thing that is profoundly different between the US and Japan. In Japan, there are no public intoxication laws, so shockingly, cops’ jobs are to make sure drunk people are safe.

When I was an undergrad, I got extremely drunk and found myself lost in a neighborhood behind all the college watering holes. Two cops pulled up and made me put my hands on the car while they searched me. They then asked what I was doing in this neighborhood (they told me that it was a well known area for…