Erykah Badu

I’ll place that XXXtentacion mausoleum next to the Confederate monuments. Remembrances for azzhles who brutalized and raped black people.

You’re definitely a christian

Tl;dr confession time. I used to willingly work full time in the sex industry. Currently that full time gig has now changed to a couple of trusted clients I see on a monthly basis. The only person in my private life who knows is my BFF. This is a woman I’d trust telling just about anything to. Or so I thought. I…

Which is why Amazon conducted an internal investigation first, then decided to fire him based on the results.

And Portia de Rossi could have just showed up & got drunk & not really been involved with what was going on. (But still been hilarious).

And they could have kept Will Arnett silently sitting in the background. And allowed Michael Cera to keep waving his hands trying desperately to get people to pay attention to him.

I bet that was some come to Jesus meeting in the Tamblyn-Cross home.

Alternately they could have just sent the boys home to reflect on how they could have handled that better, and let Alia Shawkat and Jessica Walter continue the press tour.

shut the funk up binch

with these declining Nielsen ratings..

Well to be fair, killing a meme is about as close to actual combat action as 99% of Air Force servicemembers will ever get.

Because there is no heart to have an attack.

Also, Trump couldn’t give less of a shit about education, so who cares what DeVos does?

What about Gary Busey, or Meatloaf?

Anyone notice how, despite her numerous embarrassments and fuck ups that often make the headlines, that Betsy DeVos has remained unscathed from Trump’s fury and there hasn’t been the slightest hint of her being fired?

“According to Quartz, the White House is “discussing possible replacements for Nielsen if she leaves,” including Energy Secretary Rick Perry”

Trump is having uncomfortable flashbacks to later seasons of The Apprentice with these declining Nielsen ratings

Seeing as how North Korea is already looking for ways to not have this meeting, I’m actually not all that worried about Trump not putting in any work. Since this was all a dog and pony show anyway, the only way Trump could possibly fuck it up would be to cave to all of Kim Jong-un’s demands and... Oh shit, that’s…

The thing with Obama was that he only made it look easy. But I actually think it would be pretty goddamn easy to do the job Trump is doing.