I can’t substitute another pop idol as suggested in this story because context matters. So basically, LEAVE DOLLY ALONE.

Are you referencing Party Down, which I think was referencing Repo Man? If so, kudos!

My torts professor in law school was the original Vince Vance. He modeled himself after the professor in Paper Chase and finding old pictures of him on stage did a lot to remove some of our fears.

Covered in newspapers . . . to avoid attention. I’ll have to try that sometime.

It’s due in part to the fact that primary voters are not the equivalent of general election voters. In many states, you have to be a registered party member to participate in the primary system. Beyond that, there’s also the question of who cares enough to participate in the primary process. My understanding was that…

Just behind-the-scenes debate prep. Although, frankly, Roger Ailes as campaign manager would warrant no more than a shrug at this point in terms of my surprise. What a fucking joke of a person and campaign.

Don’t give up on your dreams! I’m a lawyer with pink hair.

Those Europeans and their nice jeans, am I right?

Good. Keep up the good work.

Great job, CNN. Way to appeal to your flagging viewership by hiring this piece of filth. I wish I can someday fail at my job so horribly so as to be rewarded with a cush job to blather during primetime.

That’s a spice! How could you basil confused?

Definitely most notably The Mentalist, which is a crap show. Looked at her imdb for most recent movies. Oof.

Drive-through daiquiri shops still blow my mind.

There's a restaurant in NOLA serving these, and of course I can't remember the name right now, but I've heard they're pretty good! Will try.

“Stop being such a Chad” flows so perfectly.

Agreed. Everyone else is so boring. Guessing the next drama is whether Jordan is there for the right reasons.

All Chad needed to do was explain himself and he would've probably been fine imo. Not that I'm saying there's a good explanation but that Jojo would've bought it.

The two on one starts about 45 minutes in on hulu if you have any interest in tuning in for that part, but it was actually kind of boring anyway. Just more talking about Chad.

Stream it so I can come too! We aren't all so lucky to live where you fancy ducks live. I'll even buy my own wine.

I'm not outraged. This shit happens all the time. I'm disappointed and sad. If we're heading down the path where you accuse me of "reverse sexism" or some other such absolute nonsense, I'd prefer to cut my losses here. My only point was that the movie is being targeted because of the gender of the actors. Your…