Long live Muppets!

Something something Peñiscola, tall cool glass of Penis Cola. I'm tired.

So, I don't have to think about what movies I'll have to see for another 5 years. Got it.

But is it too late to fuck Bill Cosby? I'm asking for a friend.

Dammit, I'd usually make a Chinese Democracy joke here, but that album finally happened. It was shit, but it happened.

In other news, the forthcoming Tool album has been titled "Slip Not Kahn Yay" just to piss off both camps.

Unless they have a Phoenix Down in their inventory.

Thanks! :)

Hmmm. He *is* futzing with his earpiece a lot, though. Either way, it was bad and he should feel bad.

I had a similar experience at 10 or 12. "Why is [the runner-up] crying? She got to be on TV!" Then I learned how TV destroys one's soul, and wondered why anyone would want to be on the show in the first place.

There are only like 30 words in Hold My Liquor! Wtf?!

It's all there in the subtext.

I got a Hannibal notification for this?

"It was da bomb!"

They're all shills and hypocrites! I have music and books for sale, too.

Play on words.

That's what I say. Same as how Lost only ran 5 seasons. That series finale blew me away!

I like it. It looks cool.

Come on, now… New Jersey has a long, storied history of governors who eat other men. Boom!

"Mr. Fogle, the DNA results of your stockpile of mayonnaise have just come back, and it turns out you ARE the father!"