I still haven't seen that 2nd movie, either.

Courtney Love: Nightmare Disaster, a four-part trilogy, coming soon!

Thank goodness. There's a dearth of… what is word… "real" reviews…?

A review not gushing with empty fanboy/fangirl praise? That's unpossible!

Rejects from Dancing With The Stars, of course!

Got 'eeem! Ha-ha! Got 'eeem!

I'd watch that. Screw Glitter.

"Celebrities aren't people, my friend."

I thought that was part of a stylistic choice to show how pathetic her situation is, in a way. It's this old decrepit woman saying "The North Remembers" and not like a healthy, idealistic stable boy or something.

An amazingly astute observation, that.

Halfway through your comment I stopped reading and started shouting obscenities at the top of my lungs.

IT'S LIKE ACTORS AND COMEDIANS HAVE FEELINGS LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE DO I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

Seems legit.

I can vouch for the accuracy of that statement.

That last paragraph, though… *slow claps*

About a year!

*scraps plan to murder everyone who drinks Faygo*

Dammit. Now I want to see a scene where one of Joker's henchmen is listening to "The Kill" on his phone and not paying attention. Joker kills him, of course, and then calls the music shit. (It could probably work with ICP, too.)

…like he did the tattoos himself, which would be a bit more plausible. Nobody touches the Joker but the Joker. And maybe Harley if she's been good. Or Batman if he's punching him.

I would subscribe to your newsletter.