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I never thought I'd agree with the need for more flying-off dicks in a television show, but there it is. This episode needed more dicks flying off.

But that Ronald McDonald link is still alive and well? Wtf, Internet?!

Ventress and Ahsoka in the movie or I walk. *one foot in the air*

A role "beneath" Denzel… I thought *that* was Training Day. I used to enjoy all of his film performances but now everything seems like variations on a theme—mediocre.

That *is* a better title. Too bad the movie still sucks. (Probably.)

In all seriousness, he can go fuck himself.

Same. NJ. Some parents are just good parents.

Yeah, why didn't he just stop there? It's this tendency to make a qualifying statement that makes 99% of people sound like morons when they're trying to explain something. Don't make it worse! Just shut up!

If he's a practicing Jew, then he wouldn't be encouraging anyone to kill themselves. It's a pretty big sin.

Fuck you right back, GRRM.

As long as there's not a character with a thick non-descript accent talking through a ventilator the whole time, I'll go see this. In *normal* format, because I hate special things.

Bukowski

"Oh, everyone liked your character and thought you were a nice addition to the show? Let's recast it." -HBO

(Without having read the article yet…) Fargo was a wee bit better overall, but True Detective had a better finale.

Generally speaking, it's ironic that the people who most often love playing zombie games seem to think they'll be super-awesome in the "actual" zombie apocalypse, not realizing that running and being on your feet (and hungry) for whole days straight is *a lot* harder than twiddling your thumbs in between feedings from…

If the movie doesn't have the main character plopping a Lego head on a zombie, we riot.

Magic Moment Story Time: I saw Weezer live in June 1994, right after they'd finished filming the video for Buddy Holly. They announced the title of the song, said they'd filmed a video that would be on Mtv pretty soon. By the end of the song the entire crowd was singing along to the chorus. That's how you know you…

It'll have my favorite character/actor from the original run but *not* my least two favorites? They're on the right track?

Loved it! Also I'm really glad they didn't do some kind of 'Molly's-giving-birth-while-Malvo-stalks-the-hospital' ending. Although the snowmobile chase was a little weird. Great concept, bad execution.
My grade: A-