Hail Hydra.

Thank you for qualifying that as "perceived as decent" - Re: Jimmy Page

Upvoted for "unfuckwithable"

Spirit will probably lose the case. The progression is expanded upon. It's a ripoff, sure, but it's also an improvement.

Lady Stoneheart's reveal will be the last minute of the finale.

A minor detour.

Ever since this show premiered I had the feeling a video like this would be made.

Splattergun

Steve Buscemi. That is all.

Nope. Jersey.

Not necessarily.

Refusing to watch The Clone Wars show.

Well thank god Courtney Love confirmed something.

Smashing Pumpkins doing something that sounds super-pretentious? I'm shocked, shocked at this extremely new phenomenon!

François Möntana

Well, that's just about the weirdest Pumpkins news I could never have imagined. Even the tea room meditation music shit made more artistic sense than Tommy Lee. I'm gonna have to drink some tea and meditate on the meaning of this for a while.

I hoped. Now can they show Floki building a damn boat again?

Calculated, yes. Funny, no.

No, drunk women at the bar are occasionally funny by accident. Every joke Schumer tells sounds like an android eagerly faking human emotions.

1. Aisha Tyler - totally
2. Joel McHale - who can't do it unless Community is cancelled, which… No!
3. Jason Jones - so that Samantha Bee will be on all the time!