So you didn't cheat on him while he was away. Pretty self-explanatory.

Ghostbusters musical next!

Love grunge. Love Nirvana. But this article is right on. Even those of us that love this genre have no desire to see it come back.

Ditto with Beavis & Butthead. Make sure Mom's asleep, creep down the steps (at the edges they creaked less) and sit three inches from the screen with the sound all the way down. Those were the days!

I pretend all the characters die in the nuclear blast and the final season never happened. It makes the whole show better.

We also would have accepted Jack Nicholson. Either of them, although film gods, could have easily turned this into shit.

That's quite beautiful.

Translation: "No insurance. We don't give a shit."

No. It's that bad.

I've still never seen Dan In Real Life. Mostly he makes shit, so if that's his best movie let me know.