Way to give the terrorists what they want Fahey. Way to tell them they were right. That's just what they needed for their already huge egos.

So yeah, stranger things have happened—for instance, somebody saying, "We should turn Duck Dynasty into a video game" and "We should create this show called Duck Dynasty."

How would 2ch know? I thought they pixelated genitals in Japanese porn.

I used this to find out I couldn't run Goat Simulator on my 4-year old laptop. Reason: not enough RAM.

That's too easy.

Aren't games for this thing extinct yet?

I never got the "dudebro" thing...If XBOX = dudebro, then Playstation = weebos? Why generalize? Why can't fucking gamers be gamers without worry about a fucking image. WHHHY

I have put a lot of money and time into my home theater system which is highly enjoyable for everything except atmospheric horror games because I get the crap scared out of me. I stopped playing after five minutes last night. I will remind myself that I have nothing to fear but fear itself and try again tonight.

Totally. And none of this "take the city back" or "rags-to-riches" storyline. Just make a game where you can skate. Period.

Oh it owes Indiana jones quite a bit, as Indiana Jones owes Allan Quartermain and so on back to the beginning of storytelling. I don't know why its exclusive... i don't work for either company. So because of that I choose not to assume or speak for them.

Is this news? Gamestop's have been doing this for a while in many states and that's b/c Gamestop is considered a pawn shop when they buy your games. They have to go by the same laws as a pawn shop.

Here's a much better attempt by artist bloochikin on deviant art. Hers actually manages to keep the fun and off kilter personalities of the characters instead of turning them into generic and bland fashion models.

Me either, though I do intend on playing Crimson Dragons when it releases tomorrow. No wait, I did download that Halo game and play it for like 20 minutes. It is the only halo game I have ever played and I assume not representative of the franchise since it is a top down shooter... So far mehhhhh for games with…

Yes, I'm actually in the middle of writing an opinion piece about that as we speak.

Someone please remind me what the other betas of this generation were.

Does he have a weakness to fire?

It's funny that they rejected it because of realism, when they break so many basic rules of logic and physics. I can regenerate health like wolverine, move and aim faster than any normal man could, go through levels with copious over the top explosions, need AI to open wooden doors despite having heavy firearms,…

If and when they change their prices then people might sing another tune. Until then, bashing the service as it is now is completely justified.

So you're saying I need to buy a dozen boxes of ice cream sandwiches?

I have those plates.