This isn’t a new thing. I remember all the shit that Gabby Douglas got at the Olympics, mostly from older black women, for not having perfectly styled hair. Girl is doing a back flip on a piece of wood 4 inches wide and landing on one foot, who gives a fuck what her hair looks like?

I kinda want to throw one of them over just to see what happens.

Just recast Sarah Chalke as Samantha.

As if your statement couldn’t be made any more true: I read it in my head in the voice of MacRuff the Crime Dog.

I just don’t know how you can be concerned about this sexual predator when Harry & Meghan are out here closing their own car doors. Priorities, Kelly. Sheesh!

People who actually run like this should be beaten.

Hey, bright side, kids - getting plugged in the back of the head by an AR-15 from a hundred yards out while you’re busy getting one for the ‘gram is a great way to get out of a student loan. I might just try it myself.

Not sure the memes would be as dank for that, bruh.

Nope. She’s subtweeting all this right now. Earnest as a prom night virgin.

Uh-huh. I guess I missed your advocacy against the carceral state on all the Aunt Becky posts.

I would think there’s something that could stop a couple hundred people without lethal force.

I really hope this doesn’t end in bloodshed....our government needs to take pity on these folks that are there to have a good time and not be killed.

Someone should tell that reporter that showing up to Area 51 in a red shirt is probably a bad idea.  

Hey what did people call people who supported Hitler but didn’t hate Jews?

Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, Bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads—they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.

Yes and no. as far as I understand, any Uber/Lyft valuation and future modeling past a few year or 2 takes into account driverless cars reducing labor costs dramatically.

Actually it’s to build a customer base for future self-driving cars, when the drivers will get tossed to the curb.

he’s going to lay his eggs in her abdominal cavity