Like Jezebel can make anything but hoots of derision at their writing staff happen.

Harry’s looking more like the drugged sex pig pervert he actually is with that haircut. I wonder if it’s for a film or something he’s doing in a video?

Kristin and Robert have Fuck You Money and can and have done anything they wanted with their careers since having to sparkle, stalk, and be clumsy in that horrific YA self-hate/harm porn of “Twilight”

You’re gonna miss that blissful ignorance now that it’s gone. 

That Instagram vid of Delevigne and Benson looks like a teaser for a remake of “The Bitter Tears of Petra Van Kant”.

It sounds glamorous but spending a week at sea or two or three days on a railroad to cross a country or from continent to continent stops being fun after you’ve done it a dozen or more times in a single year.

I so don’t give a single shit if he or his family do or don’t fly private.*

EXCEPT, they don’t die, like in his case.

The worst part is this is the SECOND time he’s trolled us for clicks like this.

I wrote this: https://jezebel.com/1837754396

It’s a stupid question that only a messy so-called journalist would ask in a shitty attempt to get a response that will be shocking either because the celeb is shocked into actually answering or being appalled and letting the hack know.

Watching either of these movies is torture.

“But large penis is welcome everywhere.”

Who’s that in the headline photo?

Hey, when you find a schtick that works, you don’t stop!

It’s the “John Travolta is the father of a girl” headline that’s a headscratcher because the implication is that you’re going to read about him doing that sexist thing of saying, “As the father of girl, blah blah” or something.  But it doesn’t happen. The implication is there, though.

Smooshed down meat, dry soup mix, and dinner rolls, and you’re not seeing the midwesterness?

Having commenting privileges again, I think I’ll just leave that question unanswered...

Some of us didn’t have grandmas and had to resort to the frozen dessert aisle.

Explains why there’s socialized medicine, amirite??