Nor should they ever be anything but, it's why they are a guilty pleasure.

Fasterer and furiouserer

"And since he left the country, we will try to impress on his collaborators here in China just how bad we think he should feel."

As Bat Boy's secret guilty pleasure, Bat Boy would like to come to the defense of KISS. Bat Boy will not come to the defense of "The Elder" however. Would like to say that Ace's solo album was by far the best selling of the four solo albums, and still is by a wide margin. It not bad. If I recall, "Destroyer" was their…

Oh, for the love of Jupiter.

I managed to escape the spell-breaking by leaving them as wholly meme.

Not so fast, he got 'em hooked on milksteaks.

Please don't copy Yo-Landi Vi$$er, it will only encourage them.

You can park it next to Jared Leto's expired pass for "My So Called Life"

Can they get Joaquin to "tag" along?

This is playing via a monitor on a continuous loop, facing  mirror at Franco's pad as he re-enacts the re-enactment using blow-up sex dolls dressed as dead celebrities even as we speak.

I can't say anything snarky that hasn't been said so I will go the other way. While not my cup of Pabst, Mr. Bon Jovi has sold more records than most artists combined and is a very generous philanthropist. You know, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.

Hmmm. General Hospital right? Luke and Laura's rape baby was named Lucky.

I am surprised anyone who saw it saw anything at all.

Brings a new meaning to the term "Retard Strength".

And Sarah Jessica Parker.

I would have liked it had they occasionally dosed an unsuspecting victim with LSD.

Unless they are getting punked prison-style, I Do Not Care.

Just by reading this we have validated everything Franco believes. We have become extras in the reality of James Francos living movie in which he alone must star in everyday. Preferably with sex dolls, transvestites, soap opera cameos and whipped cream facials.

I have mentioned this and I am saying it again: This "special" pretty much ruined my childhood obsession with star wars. It was like, Okay, I have been told the Easter Bunny is fake, Santa is fake. Now I can't even believe in star wars cause I waited and waited and made a big deal out of it and demanded i be able to…