It's fill in the blanks, everyone has got some legal boilerplate for special occasions.

It use to have pink taco

MISFITS!

If they had really wanted to get my attention, they could have plastered AV Club with popout ads featuring computer code.

No, usually, being called before our congressional panels is not much more serious than a photo op and a chance to get some sound bites out to the media. That is unless you are a professional athlete, in which case you had better take it very serious.

Hate to say it, this may come true. Iraq is in no way capable of defending itself against iran, for long anyway. If it came to that, It would probably require a coalition of wiling partners to go in and find Iran's weapons of mass destruction. Then again, maybe that is the long term plan? When it comes to Global…

As someone who knows some learnin' 'bout Optical Theory, I can attest to the truth of this statement.

You have finally encountered the Lobsters 1, it sounds like you may have already known him by legend. It may be best for you to know your place, as a woman, when in his presence. Or, you  can treat him like most everyone else here, with bemused disdain.

OK. As long as I get let loose at the city zoo to hunt gazelle, I'm in.

Oh, god does that wiki page make that sound really really bad. I think I was blinded by the Loeb. MMMMmmmmmm, Loeb.

Does anyone remember if he was in a show called "Cupid" with Lisa Loeb? It was no Impractical Joker but it was harmless romantic stuff and I remember liking it.

I did, didn't I? I guess I can go buy the album now, no, I am going all in and downloading it, from a torrent site.

I agree with Zulkey, I want my Christmases to sound like Christmases so all the Cole Porter, Johnny Mathis, and Bing Crosby as you can fit on vinyl, and much whiskey with eggnog.

"And for those of you who are able to stay up past 8pm, please stay after the show for tonight's surprise: a preview of Brian Wilson's new project, The Tri-Polar Disorder, featuring Brian with Glen Campbell and live via satellite from Corcoran State Prison, Charlie Manson!"

"And the first annual Beijing Film Festival's coveted "Crying Monkey" award goes to Christian Bale for his work in………

The surprise is they also tricked a dementia addled Glen Campbell to rejoin and they are changing their name to "The Quintuple Bypasses" to reflect the new direction of their music.

R.I.P. I am sure you will. I always rest the best in a totally blacked out room devoid of any sensory input, like everything simply ceased to exist.

Haha! No kidding. LA Guns are literally Danny Devito in "Twins" to Guns n Roses Ahnold. Literally.

If I were from Massachusetts, I would have to say that the Dawes are wickud frickin' retahdud.

No, I think I wore out three cassettes when it first came out but i was young and stoned all the time. Hearing it now, as an adult, was like hearing it fresh for the first time though, and against the backdrop of todays protests it was just uncanny how prescient it was. Even to the point of name checking "the One…