"My pants are tight"

most of television has no subtlety or dynamic range

I can't believe you just typed that either. You would have hoped he could have used the money from the ahem, second movie, to buy his way out of the contract for a third one.

If you are sure you won't be working with someone ever again, then I assume you won't be sharing recipes and splitting daquiris either, so, give us the names DAMMIT! Be edgy!

The easiest, most obvious way to address this is to make all the shows louder.

Now, can we move on to limiting how many times a product name can be mentioned in less than 30 seconds?

Not all of them just one, and the one can't know about it beforehand, they have to be dosed. Oh, by the way…..

But hammer never guest starred on Touched By An Angel and Tone did. After no one remembered who he was anymore.

The only thing better than another Cohen "I make fun of foreign guy but really, clever make fun of us" movie is if M. Night Shamalamadong directs it.

And I sang it to myself as I read the number.

Thats right, when its TV time, send your kids to their rooms and they can find something wholesome to watch on the internet instead.

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL DAWES! AVAILABLE ON K-TEL RECORDS!

You are automatically accepted into the He-man Woman Hater's club as an honorary member. So, why don't you say you and I go take a walk and I'll show you the inside of the treehouse.

Is that what the kids are calling those things now?

Wasn't it especially annoying that the loudest commercials were the ones on latest at night, when everything was already quiet, they didn't have to compete with any other attention grabbers and when you were most probably inclined to just sit through them and watch anyhow?

I am as positive I have never even heard of this as I am positive I want to see it.

I liked it in the old days when rappers just wanted to dance around, wear silly clothes, sing funny songs and entertain people.

Not to mention the mosque is hidden inside a CHURCH. Get me Beck and Hannity on the on the line, STAT!

Next time, if you find yourself losing patience after several DS9's, try a few Oxy7's instead, that should enable you to endure anything. Sexy animated Leela Cyclops yes. I am still waiting for some scary ass space Sleestacks. I mean, c'mon, they were obviously from space so why no space Sleestacks? And Chaka? Wookie,…

WHAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!