James Cameron should hire Diablo to write the dialogue for his next movie. Replacing his so awful I have blushed just listening to it dialogue with hers would be a massive improvement. But then, that's $500,000 that couldn't be used on more stupid special effects.

Now, I am gonna freak about Kimya Dawson being totally maddening in her grown up kid song maddening way. But I am afraid i will be hunted down and torn to shreds by every violence hating too cool hipster doofus in Western Washington so I taKe it all back.

Which one of the detectives will be the hip dressing one?

They "occupied" The legislature at our state capitol and i wondered about the Mask, I thought I had seen it somewhere before. The irony of the situation is the politicians couldn't vote on several issues that were near and dear to the occupiers. I love Irony.

I thought this was the episode were the gang investigates the rape of The People by Big Biz. Guess not.

child labor

I don't think i will bother, preferring to remember how she looked. But I am curious, does she still have impressive chesticles?

The first thing I thought of was when species habitat is restored, like Ducks Unlimited does, and the species flocks back unaware or uncaring, and gets blasted. Or the piece in the local sculpture park that is just a full size facsimile of a real tree, only in shiny metal, but birds still sit in it. I love that. I…

Greatest reality show idea of 2011.

I realized long ago that the best way to ensure never seeing a movie ever again was to own a copy. It has worked seemlessly on all but a few movies I liked so much that I just had to own them.

Your cup runneth over.

Yeppers. The Blue Lagoon 2 storyline is the soft-core kiddie porn equal of "The Hangover II"

DAWES, as of yesterday, no longer trending, except in our hearts.

I feel yucky for thinking I am 90% percent sure that weird, androgenous, creepy ass is connected to Of Montreal in some way.

The nearly naked nubile body of Brooke Shields? My childhood self was one of the worlds foremost cinematic experts on this particular film. It was rare at the time to see such a talented actress as Ms. Shields, a thespian only a few years older than myself at the time, take on the challenge of such a demanding role,…

As a fairly reasonable man, I have always loathed with a special loathing the fallacy of the Fat dude/hot wife television network, screen test, beancounter, lowest common denominator douchebaggery. Then I had a six hour layover at Newark International and it all made sense.

First, this week is a fail for tv. 
B. "The Caine Mutiny". Not the best movie ever but it would have been helpful to mention that Its a lot better than just not sucking. And a hell of a lot better than "A Few Good Men" Handle that truth..
Secondly, Robyn troubles me, not her brilliance, which is radiant but she looks…

The problem is when a vocal group of like minded people, any flavor, intellectually walls itself off from all dissenting opinions. All you ever hear is what you already agree with, the proverbial echo chamber. This is why I am really against tailoring news feeds to your specific tastes, following…

wrapping yourself in a crazy quilt is warm and comforting

Who holds back the electric car?