Except when crossing continents, they take forever.

Stranger things have happened, some that have indeed involved the pride of Mt. Vernon Washington.

I grew up pretty well off, wanting for nothing, having more than my friends etc, it was pretty sweet. Now I am poor and though an argument can be made that I am just as happy with less now as I was with more then, I would still take the more, in a heartbeat. Like yesterday.

Ok, isn't Dustin Diamond Mike D's cousin or brother or Brothercousin or something?

GNR were massively huge and cracked the door open for Grunge to serve a death blow to Glam Metal so, there is that.

Guns N Roses? Red Hot Chili Peppers? Has all this been cleared by Jann Wenner first? Whats next, Rush? KISS? I. Don't. Think. So.

I believe you may be right, they died one right after the other.

Sue-age! Get me Jason Mraz's's Agent's Lawyer's Law Firm on the phone, STAT!

Cole Porter. Yeah I know, I actually have a streak of non-ironic taste for the holidays.

does that have 'It Must Be Santa" on it? That is one odd video for that song.

Remember the days when a long anticipated album would debut with a million units already moved? You don't? Well, I do. I WANT THAT BIEBER KID TO STAY OFF MY LAWN!

McLean Stevenson can go crash in a plane and die.

Abe Vigoda is their Supreme Leader.

You still can, its called "Carlito's Way".

James Franco approves this message.

Yes, that and the let down of no Penn/Carrey/Del Toro weirdness just leaves me non interested.

But what a story! So, I was passed out by 4pm one day, in my own bed…….

BOuNCE

What in the name of beelzibub is going on here? Oh great mother Mcree!  What a bunch of beaver bisquits. Jumping jehosephat.

Took us 'Muricans to get it right, Just add a sweet Atoll in the South Pacific, a little Jack Johnson, some sweet fireworks and there you go. The Bikini woulda' been called somethin' lame like a "Bi-suit" or "Undergarments" if it weren't fer us. Rock Flag and Eagle brother.