I am so sorry for you, we have the exact opposite problem here, enough locals reject chain restaurants that there are some I just stare longingly at their commercials, knowing that unless I see one when traveling, I may never experience it, just once, so I can say how shitty or overhyped or "just alright" it is.

There is apparently no law here that puts a cap on how much the tow operator can charge you so some are upward of 600-800 dollars AN HOUR. Then there is the storage fee, and retrieval fee…….

the i-banking scene is the same as anywhere else, internet, duh.

As it should be…

shameless DAWES reference. Also, I can't help but look at the white dude and think "one of these things is not like the other" but also, that guy on the right of everyone looks photoshopped doesn't he?

you get used to it.

true, but i want a branch of av club in the PNW so The Stranger can stop pretending to be the onion/ av club. Please.

Thats what she said.

Someone needs a hug from their mommy.

Did your friend have a great big browns logo tattooed on his chest? i.e., a blank orange circle? Cause with the impromptu cape, righteous indignation and everything, that would have been awesome.

"Tis a shame that Manning, having earned the benefit of another year as The Guy, will have to prove beyond any doubt that not being able to turn your head is a bad thing in a quarterback. On the plus side two high draft picks in a row!

I heard that O'Neal faked his own death and is running guns in Africa.

The only one who looks like they might get a huge something is on the far left.

Wild Flag.

Right now I am composing a "best of" 2011 list populated with bands no one has ever heard of also.

I promise no office visits, I will meet you outside your door when you're ready to go to work. Take your time, I'll have been out here all night.

No comedy? Then why the comment section to post the funny thought place?

So, an album don't rate a shameless plug unless it gets a B- ?

After having all night to think about this, I suppose it will be inevitable that many theaters will do this, especially as the little fuckheads who need their goddamn phones like fish need water keep living and growing up and multiplying like fucking rats. They are the future, we are the past. If the movie house's…

Back in the days before those "Talkies" ruined everything, didn't you just hate it when people would sit there and read the words out loud?