Next up, Burton's live action treatment of "What It's Like Being Alone" starring Winona Ryder as Aldous, Johnny Depp as Seymour Talkless, Michael Cera as Armie, Seth Rogen as Brian Brain, Bobcat Goldthwait as Byron and Beasley, Scott Thompson as Charlie, Rachel Dratch as Princess Lucy, and Zach Galifianakadingdong as…

if it's a new album, and they tour, how will they be able to use Michael Anthony's backing vocals instead of young Wolfgang's like last time?

Uh, that's called alcoholic anorexia

Well if Drake can't do it, no can right?

TV SMASH!!!!  BAT BOY ANGRY SMASH  SMASH SMASHHH

I heart misfits

I want to make sexy time all over this moviestar slave party time's stomach.

The last time I saw them perform on the television with Ozzy they were pretty frickin' good. It isn't like they play a super fast brand of metal or jump around a bunch anyhow.  I would go. I broke down and went to see The Who inn 2002, had very confused feelings cause I expected to be disappointed but instead they…

Well, now I must learn all about this "The Magical Armchair". Thanks! At first glance I thought you were going to say I had plagiarized.

I have adored Folds since the early BFF but I feel strangely betrayed by his involvement in that singing show as a judge.
   I know the music biz doesn't really offer a retirement plan or anything but I thought you had higher standards than that Ben. I mean, I thought we agreed way back when that you and I would grow…

DeVito sure has a twisted sense of dark humor judging from the projects he chooses. I like that.

This could have been an unused, spoken word, studio outtake from "Moonlight Drive" that in concert was replaced by "Horse Platitudes".

And nothing for Dawn Wells either, but wow, she did mature well. Rowr!

I don't think there is a single naked picture of Tina Louise on the internet. I simply can no longer take her seriously.

As fascinating as this all is, I must get ready, DAWES shall be playing here this FRIDAY!!!!

Always blaming the black man. But enough about that, DAWES is playing here on the 11th!

Wow, good point Capt. Oblivious.

I thought Dishy Possum was the unreleased White Stripes album.

Hmmphhh. Whatever. What a fraud. I suggest going to the Life house method and entering all the information you know about this so called "Bat-Man" and see what music may come out of it. I suspect it will be "Fake Music" because this guy isn't even a real bat, or a real man, if you know what I am saying.

Using my keen senses and unusually well developed powers of perception, honed from years of hunting flying insects in the dark of night, and spying on my cousin sissy, I have come to only one conclusion: What a dick.