Maybe I dreamt this but I swear a couple years ago I heard that Sean Penn was going to play Larry in The Three Stooges and I remember thinking that it was a brilliant idea bases on his look in Carlitos way and his character in Sweet Lowdown. Then again I also seem to remember something about George Clooney playing Mo…

When I saw the name "Loutallica" the first thing I thought of was Motley Lou from Hot Tub Time Machine, not the Lou Reed/Metallica collabro.

I thought Penn was pretty funny in I Am Sam. Course that's why he didn't win an Oscar for his portrayal of the mentally challenged. Everyone knows you never go full retard.

AAAAAAAGGHHHGHHHHHHH! Lucas, fuck you. You need to move out of Skywalker ranch and into Neverland ranch. Stop doing coke or whatever it is you are on, try prophenol or something. I renounce all things Star Wars.

I guess it's just me but I really liked The Red Violin, motherfuckers.

Uh, Snakes On a Motherfuckin' Plane?

Cool Story About Me Alert- I have actually seen this movie on the big screen, in a Gothic-styled cathedral, accompanied by their absolutely bonkers Wurlitzer pipe organ, on Halloween night.

Get that man a LifeAlertl necklace, STAT.

Was that Shia?

No, Steven may have lost it as well. What was the last truly great movie he made? It has been a while. A sure sign is when someone wants to use the same person in all their movies, yawn. The fact that it is a dolt like LeBouef, or whatever, double yawn.

I don't think you would be sitting through anything with a kingdom of crystal meth.

And it would at least have German soldiers, if not real Nazis but then using the magic of storytelling, Spielberg could make them pre-Nazis, from outer space.

I think an Indy set in some secret underground asian world with an evil immortal as the villian would be great.

I would imagine it would have to be a limited run and already have a pretty well thought out story line and then reworking as the show came along instead of trying to write each episode as it came.

Felicia Day and what the hell, Thora Birch, cause she's you know, amply endowed. I think it is a great idea for a magazine that would feature people who are perfectly attractive but would never be asked to pose for anyhting the likes of playboy and its ilk. And in my dream all the pretty girls think this is an…

I was thinking Jessica Alba could probably pull this daring career move off as well.

Well.. the trend is to make movies out of video game premises so…..

I think this Network should just be what it really wants to be and feature Gayle, Rosie, Suzie, Ellen. Occasionally Oprah would deign one of them worthy of being blessed by an appearance, usually, by coincidence, when one's ratings were sagging. Stedman, Oz and Mr. Phil (he is not a doctor!) could have a morning show…

I saw that episode. Poor schmuck. It took me all of ten seconds to figure out how to make that laundry basket thing pay off big time. I felt sorry for the hubby at first as well but then started thinking that if he can't compete with A LAUNDRY BASKET then maybe he should just give it up.

R.E.D. Now that was some good dumb fun.