After reading this it only goes to confirm what any man with a shred of common sense already knows; we should never, ever, ever talk about our dicks in public, and probably not a great idea to try and smooth it over by regaling anyone with stories about smothered buns, creamed corn, glazed donuts, meat ball sammies,…

Hopefully a banana stand.

I vote for a horrible cornballing accident, or maybe something got slipped in his brownie.

Yeah, I have a Royal Enfield Bullet. roughly 1955 design, mine was built in 2007. Pre 2000 can be a bit dicey quality wise but after that they upgraded the machinery to modern CNC machining, they are pretty trouble free, that is trouble free for technology that dates to the twenties. Fit and finish are not up to…

Yes, I understand that some with businesses to run have cellphones and other such stuff, they just try to keep it out of sight so as not to be disruptive. It actually ruined my life goal of becoming the greatest scientist and inventor the Amish world had ever known. I was going to discover vaccines, invent…

AAAAAGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is very disturbing news. This makes me question my whole life principle of avoiding inane movies and especially avoiding inane sequels. If someone hadn't seen it I wouldn't believe it's true.

What is this basket case stuff? Is it the same B movie classic i saw as a kid about the separated congenital twin psycho?

And Finally, Rikki Lake in Hairspray. Conan, not a movie but was in the "Denial Twist" video.

Worse than Star Wars Christmas Special?

There is a showroom here in Seattle and I see them drive around. Its weird cause they look like they should just roar but….nothing, the sound of pebbles crunching on the road.

So, am I to extrapolate then that when purchasing a classic American motor vehicle from the 1970's, since most were made in Detroit, and most Detroit autoworkers lived in Detroit, then most of their cars were built better so I should go to Detroit to find the really best examples?

Its true, I already ride an Indian-made English-heritage motorcycle. But the wave of cheaper than dirt, good enough, vehicles from those two countries hasn't even begun yet. Hey! Perfect timing for a Collision II with Jimmy Kimmel and Jackie Chan!

icy watt u did thair.

-James Mercer is a tool and no one would have ever known his band if it hadn't been for Braff, thanks  alot!
-That california raisin commercial, i can't believe that, it is awesomely offensive
-The Who's live versions of Twist and Shout sonically demolish all others.
-My Sharona is one of the best underage hottie songs…

I am waiting for his "I heard of all the grunge bands when they were still called 'Seattle Sound' but then they got popular and were called 'grunge' and then you heard of them too and then I said they used to be cool but they all kind of suck now."

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Whatever, I'm going back to watching Misfits episodes on the hulu machine.

You know all those times you thought to yourself, I wish i could kill myself but its just so darn hard………Well now is your chance!  Introducing the amazing Life Whacker.

I think I will wait for the Biggie tape. I thought he sounded like he was having a stroke before…..