You know, Ross used to be my friend and confidant but after he was made an honorary Green Beret his head got so big he could be mistaken for E.T. We were going to take a vacation together in Pakistan and kick some towel-head tail but now I think he an asshat.

My mom, Ruth, told me that too.

Amish Paradise, its funny to make fun of people who may never even know it. C'mon Al, we got Luddites and the Deaf out there still.

It's like when Oates' mustache ran away. Not the same.

TANGO AND CASH AAARGGG! I worked for Stalloney when they were filming that too and I still didn't pick up on it. I am scum.

Dear Archmage,
  Thank you so very much for your kind correspondence! I want you and all the world to know that life is good! Since the Presidency I have been traveling, living off my royalties from a musical, "Bat Boy, The Musical", and occasionally gigging with my band. I still get chased, but now it is for all the…

if you don't make it sexy you won't eat.

Diddling, fiddling, Fiddle about. You won't shout as I fiddle about, fiddle, fiddle.

maybe the two part "The Gang Gets Whacked"? maybe.

I want him to play Anthony Breer, in the movie version of the "Damnation Game" if they ever make one. Devito putting on more and more makeup and cologne as his body decays.

Postal service. Song? Or video? Then "trilby's piano", song. "No one else could ever blind me like this, or even find me such bliss, if you were gone, you'd still be here."

Long slow dances and quiet walks on the beach at dusk. Or scottish chorus line kilt dancing and spanish doubloons, I'm flexible.

next

and yet you did!

Soldier on tabernacle, soldier on like the soldiers on stargate

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

just like that thing that happened at the world's fair.

not to whip within an inch of there lives theres not.

Kurt Russell as himself, Snake Plissken, in the role of a lifetime………

checks in the mail. we could have celebrity contestants felching for their favorite charity, theme episodes like human felching centipede, "whose semen is it anyway?" AKC vs Feral mutts. This is gonna be unicorn bacon baby!