That would be typed on his weblog journal.

And it was only just this morning that I was musing 'bout whether there were any blogs written by narcissistic dogs that contained droppings of wisdom for us mere unenlightened  types to chew on

hehehe, see, its funny cause its true.

Ms. Love, perfected the purple monkey dishwasher "technique".

I feared this sort of thing. I am cursed, and not just because I am a bat, and a boy.

"What do I care? I got a growth on my pecker"

Turtles for shellfish horny porpoises purposes

I forgot Bono. Ninja and Bono discussing human rights would be yummy brain food.

When you are simply doing what you love, you can hardly call it work.

I am 100% sure Dennis Franz upended civilization with nudity.

I will watch if "Die Antwoord" are guests and they have a roundtable discussion on what it means to be South African or something.

yeah, besides, vajazzling is the thing.

the robes hide spider wings.

Does this mean we can look forward to the Mandela granddaughter sex tape soon?

no, for shellfish purposes

turdtle

Well I enjoyed it very somewhat much.

I saw that when it was called Bubba Ho-tep

This has actually happened to me before.

I am covered in frosting as I type this. Glad its not my computer. I am getting hungry though.