And the autopsy report. Some people lie about the police.

Steroids are never a good idea.

Sons of Anarchy is the Dukes of Hazzard with porn. This movie will suck.

I'm shocked, shocked that a woman who pimped out her kid in beauty pageant is not a quality person.

Ugg. Women need someone to advocate for them, women need someone to give them positive feedback. I don't even want your whiny ass to get the job now.

So basically you took your Ferrari to a Carmax to see how they would react to your "fame"?

Women are not men and do not want to be. If a woman wants to be topless, she should be allowed to be topless in any setting that a man can be topless, but not because men and women are not different.

The phase "who just happens to be ______" is ridiculous and insulting. No one just happens to be anything and it sounds like you are making an excuse for someone being __________ through no fault of their own. If _________ isn't a bad thing, you don't need to say someone "just happens to be _____________".

Mark wants her.

Thanks Mark for reminding us of the importance of doing everything you can to be as pretty as you can.

I read the Salon article in the link. This girl is weird. It's like she sees herself as an alien everywhere she goes. She wouldn't be happy or successful surrounded by people just like her.

Ugh, white people. We are totes the worst.

These people get a cut every time they post their bad parenting on YouTube.

That little girl is a bully. She poked his heart in a my mom is right contest.

I would like a list of Gawker employees in order of popularity please.

That is not true. She isn't an attractive woman.

It's the New York Times. Their articles are mostly ridiculous.

Let me be the first to say I doubt his story.

I agree. I don't want to watch him ask semi famous people about their crappy movies, tv shows etc.

Kathy Griffin never had a shot at this job. I can't think of any woman who doesn't already have a job in tv that I would think would be a good host. I agree with Ovy, late night is now where mediocre comics go to die.