bastardjackyll
bastardjackyll
bastardjackyll

Before I gave it up, I found that it worked best if you fast forward:
All of Jamal's musical numbers, including the Pepsi commercials
Any scene with Hakeem that's not with Lucious or Cookie
Any scene with Andre by himself.
Any Lucious flashback that doesn't have him in a doo-rag or bad perm.

I quit around the middle of Season 2, and only experience the show through these reviews (which are largely more enjoyable than watching the show); I don't feel like I'm missing a thing, and all of those wounds from banging my head against the wall have been healing nicely.

He might be a total knob, but I'll give him a little credit for calling his book "Coreyography", clever little bugger.

Fuck Fallon, where were The Roots? You know, the band that played "Lyin Ass Bitch" when Michelle Bachman was on?

Great cast, dope soundtrack. Nice chemistry between Pac and Tim Roth, shame they didn't do a few more flicks together.

He was really good in Pain and Gain, which is kind of ironic because it's one of his only films where he's not pretty much playing himself (ie. wearing Under Armour in 80% of his scenes).

Melissa McCarthy is the white Mo'nique

The first five minutes of Cliffhanger are better than anything in Line of Fire or Air Force One.

Bob?

Bill Clinton

It couldn't be any worse than that half-assed X-Files "revival".

Broke a rib doing that cliff jump and kept filming, Stallone's commitment to action/the character was off the charts.

Lifetime Pass for Remote Control.

Who the hell buys their dominatrix gear at a yard sale?

I was wondering how they would work a "You guessed it..Frank Stallone!" in there.

No love for Vol. 3? NYMP? Big Pimpin?

I thought he was the AVClub guy doing the interview.