Disco Inferno aka "Disqo"

One thing the reboot had going for it (besides Jackie Earle Haley) was that they flirted with the idea that Kreuger was actually innocent, and just getting revenge on the parents for mob justice, but they pretty much pissed that away (along with Jackie Earle Haley).

Awesome Depp cameo too.

Only in the first one, they (very foolishly) replaced him with Dougray Scott for TAK3N.

No love for Queen of the Nile?

I'm sorry, here are some tunes to cheer you up: http://www.dailymotion.com/…

Will Ferrell had the career success that Phil Hartman deserved.

I thought that lion-killing dentist had it in the bag.

The "old spinister/laurie anderson-esque manager" is actually Alicia Keys mother, no joke.

There's a blink and you'll miss it shot of Tony holding Rhodey, and he ain't lookin so hot.

When exactly did "midseason finales" become a thing? And why didn't we riot?

Cleopatra Jones.

Tauntan???

800 of them were variations on the "footlongs in prison" joke.

Dang it, gotta start scrolling down first.

Named after her father, of course.

The pre-credits sequence of TWINE is more exciting, more suspenseful, and more enjoyable than the entirety of SPECTRE.

He was great on The Red Road, and he is usually the only good thing in really bad movies (Conan, Bullet to the Head); he has charisma and kind of deserves to be a bigger star, I'd buy him in cheesy action flicks long before The Rock.

Wrote a song 'bout it, like to hear it, hear it go!

If that actually happened, with Waltz holding the machine gun, and Monica Bellucci behind the wheel, I would actually be excited for whatever is coming next. As it stands, I could give a shit, Spectre sucked.