@UnalteredTruth: Seems to me that you are about years off. Tippmann 98s were the shit in the 90's. Still have mine and recently got a new facemask with fresh Lexan. I go to Huskerpaintball.com and use thier cours. I really like Speedball the best. Forget about 'find the rabbit, etc..'

Looks more like an AirSoft style. 12gram bb's and not as painful as full blown paintball. Goggles are the only required protection for AirSoft, but a full mask for tough things is much better. Want=Paintless paintball; Do Not Want= sissy imitation funtime gun shooty thing

I rather like how the Kinect is on top. Kinda metaphorical.

Cryptosporidium is a nasty little bitch. The easy solution (to keep in the whale theme) is to harpoon the bums when they approach. When another witnesses a spearing of a fellow vagrant they will 'run and tell that' to the rest. No more public usage.

BCF will prolly live forever on this here site. even RB3

The main pic does not look like an exact fit. Clearly see some underboob. reminds me of 3d TV. Not right for everybody

#nicetrybill

I find it more simple to not have an account. No wall, tagged pics, etc... If you're not my friend you can't see anything because, well, you're not my friend. I can call in sick if I want and nobody can use 'I see you were well enough to get hammered, but not come in the next day' and I don't have to let them see…

My privacy setting is set to stun! Actually, you can't tag me on the Facebook because I am smart enough to not use it. I should have no additional hurdles to any future job that I seek

at least the Netflix part wasn't hacked

hop over to #whitenoise for your answer. I was just funnin' and playing with tags. #totallytrollin is for my comment. I also didn't see this was in Kotaku.

@The Other White Meat: the only difference is this one hasn't been hacked more than twice

I love my Edge. Only gave up a NumPad in exchange for a hyper scrolling touchpad. I really miss my M505. I liked my DiNovo for Notebooks better, but it didn't have that orange glow thing. I do miss my mouse.

Brah-Vo. That is the best piece of information that I have seen all day. The solidarity of a people that understand how things go. Old dies; young works. Truly remarkable

I would give up sex with others before giving up tech. Anyone who is married and still online knows what this translates to

@Bender: Nice try RB3!!!

I like my watch. It has seen every bad day I have had and been there to tell me when it is over. Many times my phone goes to bed in my pocket and I have to wait for it to wake up and sync (feels like eternity) and a mere glance at my wrist tells me the pertinent information. Time and Day; that is all I need. thanks…

if you try to go to ca.gizmodo.com you should see the article

If you see my SN, you will see that I was trying to be funny. The .ca giz site always timewarps to Feb 23 and an article about a vending machine that churns out fresh baked bread. I use canadian Giz due to my unease with the redesign

At least it doesn't churn out fresh baked bread like the ones in canada do