Well, he married Kate Upton, so that pretty much takes care of ball juicing regardless.

What’s up with putting this much $$ into an old Toy Truck, and then expecting to get it back when you don’t want it anymore? Could someone please explain to him the saying “buyin’ oats for a dead horse.” CP

I played in a high school game high once. My stat line was about similar, but I just laughed it off.

You are there to answer some damn questions.

What is “really fucking depressing”?

“Players should be able to choose and decide what the hell they want to do...”

Isn’t the only answer to the “what should Zion do?” question “whatever the fuck Zion wants to do”? I get the wisdom in sitting out (and there’s no wisdom playing on a hobbled leg) but if he’s fully back and wants to try and win a championship with a bunch of friends before he becomes a millionaire, that sounds kinda…

There’s a wee bit of difference between making a commitment because you want to, and making a commitment because you’re forced to.

+2 legit

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

When you’re trying to rush the comments on a Tesla post, sometimes accuracy is a casualty.

Honestly I’m not surprised.

Is this a surprise? When you buy a Tesla you’re paying to be a beta tester.

That settles it, Ben Simmons is total butt. He’s a real

“Telegram for Mr. Asswipe!”

A Chevy Sonic wasn’t worth $7,300 new on the showroom floor.  CP

He probably is a generational talent. But it does feel like that term is tossed around a bit loosely these days. How many do we have get at once? Just yesterday I heard Porzingas is one, too. 

The Eastern Bloc Party

The League has agreed to drop the fine to $40,000 if Davis records an anti-tampering PSA.