What a bunch of whiny assholes you all are. Are you telling me if you were the winner, you'd roll your eyes and go "I tapped my finger away for THIS?"

Spot on!

Is that thing for real? It looks hilarious!

It's funny that all these people think you're being serious and pointing out The Onion to you, when they themselves can't detect sarcasm.

Yeah, it's pretty silly. If people will go for it, more power to the Hansons. I've never even listened to any other song of theirs.

I am unashamed to say that I love the song and I still listen to it.

As a fellow PC gamer:

As far as Microsoft is concerned, Windows now equals Metro and Windows Games are Metro games. So, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Solitaire and all that crap.

A sequel of sorts is being developed! Road Redemption

Check out the spiritual sequel to Road Rage, Road Redemption. It's been successfully kickstarted.

Zangetsu!

Thanks, I'll check it out when I get home.

I've been using the Google Talk desktop client on Windows for years now. It still works, at least for what matters (text & audio).

I'm not saying you are stupid, Eric Limer, you just have such a moronic look on your face in that photo I see next to every article you write.

Everybody knows the pyramids were built by aliens, duh.

It's definitely on purpose. Double Fine are really good at hitting the exact note they want with their videos, I always enjoy them. :D

Whoa. What happened to her cheeks? They're like jowls now.

If you pre-order Gunslinger on Steam, you get Bound in Blood for free. I'm not familiar with the series, so I downloaded the demo for BiB and tried it. It was AWESOME. So i pre-ordered. I usually don't pre-order shit.

That was a fun movie! I should see it again.

Hello from Beirut!