Oh that one, cause I was going with...

How did you... consummate your marriage? Surely things don’t work the same way when you’re doing it with a shark?

Give. It’s just give.

Oh god, that’s solidified some head-canon for me.

I...I...holy crap.

To be fair, one of those skeletons could actually be Alexander the Great. Also, why bury 3 guys in the same sarcophagus? That has to be a new and unusual development. There’s still a lot of discrepancies with this sarcophagus to make it interesting, even without the Earth shattering “Kaboom!”.
 

When I read the headline all I could think of was this gif.

I would definitely pay to see Abbot and Costello Meet Aquaman.

Atlantis fell into the sea and became seven different kingdoms: Trench, Brine, Xebellian, the Fisherman kingdom, the Atlanteans, and a missing kingdom.

There are a lot of inefficiencies left in the average home re: heating and cooling. Beyond insulation, you’ll find that we’re refrigerating/freezing food by rejecting heat into the living space, THEN cooling the living space by rejecting heat to the outdoors. Let’s DOUBLE our inefficiencies, right? Then add that we’re…

I still think that’s what it is.

I assumed it was like UNITED THE SEVEN SEAS!!! ARGH.

I read this as

Nah, Sanders voters get this stuff

I would like to apologize. You gave a very good answer, but my comment was a font joke. A sans serif font joke to be precise.

I’d pay $225 to punch that guy in the face. If that’s included I’m okay with this and urge everyone else to file complaints in this form.

I’ll be damned if this isn’t the golden age of entertainment. So much stuff right up everyone’s niches and cheap and easy access to the shows we loved in previous decades. I went from constantly hunting for bootlegs of stuff you couldn’t find anywhere to literally having more things I want to watch than I actually…

It is “Ralph Wrecks the Internet” and I refuse to call it anything else.

Wait, so he’s going to be in both Captain Marvel and Shazam? Meta.

Ditto for IM3.