What amazes me about her is that in the process of spewing forth total gibberish she is also very aware that the gibberish is poetry to her similarly addled fans. She can turn on a dime to throw in folksy talking points - making it clear that she is not a cognitively stupid woman (tossed in latin phrase, better…

Damn that Dorothy Hamill - I had that cut too, but I had actually asked for it so I better not complain.

My junior year in high school I got my hair frosted and the blonde parts turned grey. Then I got a bad perm, so I had grey hair with a bad perm. Then it started to grow out, so I had half brown/half grey/half permed/half straight hair. And it was the mid 80s, so it was really high.

I bet hypnosis would be great for it.

This happened to me once long ago - totally situational, and in my case it was pretty funny. The guy didn't think so. He was really a jerk, I shouldn't have been there with him but I was, and my pelvic floor put me in a timeout.

I haven't read all of the poop stories, but this is my favorite poop story.

I know. I have a 20 something relative who thinks that way, and it's shocking.

I'm really thrown by the fact that apparently I'm three years OLDER than her.

It's true. And conversely I'd find something to mock about the person giving the GOP response - they just always seem to make it so very easy.

I totally would have played with them as a kid if they were there.

I'll come by. The place I would go to is going to be taken over by my cousin's conspiracy theorist wife. I think she's shoot me upon entry because she's batshit, and, she hates that I'm a liberal. She thinks I'm doomed in the apocalypse. I'm not anti-gun though (may get one for self defense), and I'm a good cook, and…

You may be the dumbest person on the planet. Congratulations.

Someone's going to blame Obama for this.

I hate that I know this, but I've looked at his twitter pictures...his own anus would accurately be described as "gaping" and I think he's happy with that (though I was horrified) so goes with it for literary effect.

I know, I've been in those workshops (though not at Iowa) and kind of liked that scene. Twitched a bit.

This is why I never want to be famous. My epic fuckups are relatively unknown. Still I'm petrified of tweeting something unintentionally awful and having it go viral.

Me either. I've never use it - I'd piss on myself first. I'm not someone particularly paranoid about safety in general - but nope, never will happen. I'm all for the single unisex bathroom though.

Amazing how often stuff like that happens. I know of someone who faked cancer and another who faked an unspecified debilitating illness. I suspect a third. All three were connected with animal internet forums.

Whoa. I thought it was artificial skin grown in a lab.

OK, call it concern trolling, then.