Along the same lines, I had a gym teacher who must have been into Jazzercise because we had to work out to Sailing by Christopher Cross.

I just realized that everything annoying about Teresa is going to be completely charming when she's in her 80s.

Obedience class for sure - not Petco or Petsmart but an experienced trainer. Try searching here - these trainers are usually very good:

Oh God I can't believe Kanye just made me cry.

No - if the cause is cops are terrible, anti-police, generalized hatred...I don't support that cause.

I'm so sick of this filler nonsense that leads some women to think they have to get them - they look like space aliens - more mockery videos, please (just read some of the outrage thread below and really it's way too early for that crap in my day).

Whatevs, it's not about feminism, they are making themselves look like lizard people and the snark is fine.

He did one!

EXACTLY. What a crock of bullshit this is.

Mom, enema, NYE - YOU WIN.

Mine are not winners, but -

It posted mine automatically to my timeline but only I could see it. I hid it immediately and didn't even look at it - it was a really crappy year, and my FB friends know it - really didn't want to revisit it in a slide show. Of course, now that everyone else seems to have posted theirs, I assume I look like a…

Haha!

SHE called in sick. Too funny.

I may have to do that. She's a psychologist, though, and I bet she'll know if I'm lying. Oh well, I'll bring wine.

I am, or at least I was...my neighbor invited me over and I REALLY do not want to go, so I messed this one up.

Yup. I've missed some pretty important posts from friends and family as a result. I'm always on most recent, and they only showed up on my phone (I try not to use it on my phone that often - too much Facebook)

I know. I could hand my dog a paper towel and it would be the greatest day of her life.

Hm. I dunno. I love SJP. But let's have acting, not camp. Is that possible?

My dog goes so insane when I pick her up that she can't use the slip lead because she nearly chokes herself. It's very flattering, really.