totes dude i just broke up with ur mom last night, it wasnt working out :(

cum @ me

I’m pretty good, dude. :)

o snap

r u ultra triggered?

Triggered?

Are you okay? Where did the internet trigger you? Show me on this doll. lol

You’ve been Cringe-Triggggered. Therapy will help. Good luck! :)

You’re triggered enough to imagine my death? That’s like 9/10 Triggered, my man. Good work. :)

It’s not me, man. I’m not the guy that damaged your life. Blame your parents or something, not me. I’m innocent, stop lashing out. :(

No dude, get in.

Awesome dude!

I don’t know why you’re mad at ME. I’m not the one that abused you as a child. Take that up with a therapist.

That sounds pretty triggered. Will you be alright?

Are you mega triggered? lol

Calm down with all your triggering, dude. Log off, ask mom if you can outside and look both ways when you cross the street. GL :)

No, I was hoping to collect salt from the commenters, which worked out nicely. I did not expect the author to reply to a gray. It was a pleasant surprise. :)

Are you triggered by triggered?

haha 2 ez gg l2p

Thanks dude!