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The best part of the Taylor Swift verdict is that it was a countersuit, meaning HE sued HER first. He groped her and got fired, but instead of accepting the consequences of his actions, he sued her. The creep just cannot stop racking up the Ls, and I’m HERE FOR IT.

Wait. WAIT. Good Omens on Amazon starring DAVID MOTHERFUCKING TENNANT AS CROWLEY? I had no idea this was remotely on the horizon. I am ready.

Well he is still a maniac and a monster and I stand by my geographical statement.

GAH, that is awful.

This sounds brutal. I’m sorry for you loss.

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

he could have been raised right and turned into a monster, it happens all the time. Parents have no control over some psycho who grew and held his kids hostage. He made that choice

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

I’m a real estate agent here and SAME. I add a rider to every lease where I mostly just reiterate a few key portions of the lease in very simple language with the hope that the people who skip over the legalese will read ten sentences in the rider.

Fuck these people.

The couple seem like the sort of people who:

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

That is a totally bullshit NDA.

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

She’s like the original AHCA


There is a God & they brought Chris Pine into being

Oooooh look how thick that book is mmmmm.......aint nothing more attractive than a smart, sexy man with a thick book.

But that’s a movie though. I hear he’s a dog person irl.

Can I have Pine, Hemsworth, and Evans in a triple decker Chris-wich?