Really? We’re going to keep using the word “gash” without tittering like a bunch of 12 year olds? Well, I guess if you can, I can too...

My apologies, it was an insult to quagmires. *tip of the hat*

Ovaries of steel!

A toddler blow job joke. Hilarious.

“P.S. Fuck you”

the “poison your food” comment at the end of his “apology” post made me LAAAAAUUUGHHH AND LAAAUUUGH oh my god.

Tell us more about your bacon fantasies.

Don't you CARE about their boners???

It took me soooo long to get my MRS, I just was not applying myself.

It’s all the more disgusting that this retrograde sexism likely doesn’t come from the students themselves, but from the alumni. When Yale’s secret societies went co-ed, there was a huge schism between the current members who wanted women to join, and the society elders who didn’t have a role in recruitment anymore but…

Can you guys believe this is actually happening in 2015? That we have prestigious business clubs all over the world that are reserved for men only. Or elite schools like Eaton, all while we have to explain to idiots that male privilege exists, that humanisms is not a more inclusive form of feminism, that the gender…

I don’t know what you mean!?

Honestly, you’d think they’d find a less pushy way to find a husband.

I get the impulse to be inclusive (and correct me if I’m wrong) but.. don’t these clubs exist to make business connections?

Would anybody really be surprised he’s bi, though? I thought he confirmed he’d had an affair with Marilyn a long time ago. Since he had an unplanned kid at about the same time, odds are he probably just likes pretty people and isn’t picky about gender.

All pictures of a couple in happier times should be off limits for headers.

Could someone explain to me, why the video of a woman trying to attack a guy in an elevator was a “cultural milestone”? What kind of culture would that be and would it be worth living in it?

Not even Jay z deserves to be named in the same category as that creep rapist Bill Cosby.

Yes.