*shrugs* I would hit it 10 ways until Sunday. As long as he kept quiet.

Ew.

SO VIGOROUSLY.

UGH. I just rolled my eyes so hard, I think I sprained a muscle because literally, I have at least 30 of these same friends. They seem nice enough, but please. STAHP.

Me too. But his intellectual depth hasn’t been revealed to us through music. Or media. Or anything.

This link from Captain Awkward needs to distributed high and low, everywhere.

I was assaulted by cousin but I was the whore and I asked for it. I told my mom but she said not to tell my dad because he would kill him. To be fair, it split my family down the middle because rumors travel quickly. However, he was accepted back in the family no problem.

I want to beat her on your behalf. I’m so sorry that happened to you.

BRILLIANT! Let’s get science on this now. I want to fund this.

I want this in my mouth, right now.

I have never seen this so well-addressed. Kudos.

That sounds badass and therefore like it should stay. Now I’m conflicted.

Drunky McTieCling may be the best thing I have seen this week. Thank you!

All of us have had this happen at one time or another. Just pay the purple lizard in the cowboy hat with your pancakes and close the door. You’ll be fine.

No, stay! There’s never enough.

Calling women “chicks” adds a certain authority and gravitas to his thoughtful commentary, as well.

Snort.

Jesus! WTF?!

They were breathtaking as a couple in love.

I think this is the one you meant: