Bringing back Wings is the nuclear option

Farting child corpse really stands out as fucking disturbing.

Is Dark Tower so bad that the producers of Kidnap are more confident of their clearly direct-to-Redbox movie that somehow got a theatrical release than Sony is of an adaptation of a Stephen King fantasy/horror series?

Suge Knight forever lives in the 90's where Vanilla Ice is perpetually dangling over that balcony.

I hate a soggy bottom

I bet Maul Pall Blart Cop accidentally kills her in the wackiest way possible.

Remember Fidget Spinners? That brings me back!

Back in my day MTV use to show animated programs and occasionally these 3 to 4 minute mini-movies set to music.

Who are these people that care about the political opinions of the director of Hostel? And what's the deal with airline food?

I should win the Pulitzer for Criticism and Plagiarism

If the movie stinks just don't go!

I am married to a huge Killers fan and they also headlined a night of a 3-day music festival. Is that so far fetched? I've dragged my wife to see bands she isn't crazy about and vice-versa. Hell I'm dragging her to see Queens of the Stone Age next month and Japandroids the month after. She wanted to see The 1975…

Not the biggest Killers fan but they are fun to see live.

You want the audience to walk out on your film at Cannes, that means you really made some goddamn art.

Who did Scaramucci play on the Sopranos?

As much as I love classic Simpsons he's spot on about Apu.

That is a stand on the ledge of a hotel balcony in a bathrobe and taking a plunge moment if ever there was one.

They are all the same person aren't they?

Doesn't he have a sex tape where he is fucking next to Scott Stapp from Creed? Not that it would hurt his senatorial ambitions but I'm just saying Creed was better than Kid Rock.

Russian Crank Yankers do anything for you?