oh yeah well uh Jimmy Carter Man is Smarter Man but Scooby Doo Man can Doo Doo Man

They should just not do a Mega Man movie.

The Cold War would be relief especially in this summer heat.

This would be hilarious if I wasn't scared shitless.

I wonder why the only thing I watch on CBS is football and college basketball?

Any shows based on Chicken Soup for Soul brand Dog Food? Yes that is a product that really exist.

Schadenfreude is mighty tasty.

last American who watches network late night talk shows

If anyone from Can't Stop the Music was going to run for Senate I would prefer Steve Guttenberg or the Construction Worker.

Seth Meyers might be insightful and very funny. Too bad I'll never know because he always loses out to sleep or accidentally staying up too late playing video games.

I'll try again. I don't know if this is Dr. Who blasphemy but the closest I've come to liking the show was Chris Eccleston's run as the Doctor.

I wish I liked Dr. Who because that is a pretty awesome choice. On the bright side I can revel in the impotent white nerd rage that the new doctor is a God forbid a w-w-w-woman.

Is that how he broke both his arms? He should have built up his Guts stats before trying to conquer the Big Bang Burger Challenge.

I haven't watched anything on Fusion since they cancelled No, You Shut Up! w/ Paul F. Tompkins. Can I assume your show lacks Paul F. Tompkins and muppet pundits?

They are called music videos! Jay Z did not invent fucking music videos!

This is why we can't have nice things.

You busted me it was Billy

Damn my guess was Stephen Baldwin. So close!

Does BBC America still just show Star Trek reruns and American movies with the occasional Dr. Who episode? That channel use to be so cool it's the first place I saw shows like Spaced, Black Adder, and Alan Partridge.

Mary Sue's Adventure Through Hey Remember That Thing Land the Movie