My childhood is being sold off to people that can afford theater tickets.

I've been saying Bill Maher is a piece of shit since he played a real bastard in House II: The Second Story.

Isn't that great news, Muffy? This new Jay Z album is just what we need to liven up our little soiree at the yacht club.

I like how every track starts with "My name is Jay Z and I'm here to rap in a gangsta way".

Overselling a move can be more kayfabe breaking than not bumping properly for a Stone Cold Stunner.

Rich white people love them some Jay Z.

They were asking a lot of questions about what it was like to work with Brooke Shields and backstage stories from the Suddenly Susan set.

Abraham Lincoln was the first pro wrestler turned president. Not that wannabe who couldn't sell a Stone Cold Stunner.

Some people enjoy the Muppets on a much deeper level.

There's something wrong with the world today. I don't know what it is. Something wrong with our eyes? We're seeing things in a different way and God knows it ain't his. It sure isn't a surprise that we're living on the edge.
Goodnight Springton! There will be no encores.

Doesn't Kanye threaten to walk away from Tidal everyday that ends with a "y".

Damn! If they were lucky they would have got Tom Waits and not the old white guy that gets killed by a black cat in Tales from the Darkside.

Music and Video together? It will never work!

I guess those Draino smoothies were not a good idea.

Ramones cover or GTFO

This is why you don't put funny shows on NBC.

First thought was the fucked up party scene from the end of Society. Mainly because I'm not 100% convinced that the wealthy elite don't turn into incestual cannibalistic Cronenberg-esque monsters behind closed doors and I bet they had an open bar with nothing but top shelf liquor.

Hunt for the Wilderpeople was one of my favorite movies last year and a large part of that is because of Julian Dennison's performance.

So the screen is going to be a giant Nintendo 3DS? I think I'd rather play Legend of Zelda: A Link to Two Worlds in the movie theater than see another Avatar.

I like Jim Jeffries. He reminds me of my foster dad in that he has very left leaning political opinions but says them in the most uncouth and offensive ways possible.