Joke about Sandler never leaving the 90's

"Big for the Millennial Generation" is something someone said.

It's only a small Hellmouth in Cleveland.

Why must these Stars always be at War? Give Star Peace a chance!

So this is actually happening? Maybe there is hope for a Confederacy of Dunces movie.

Louie Anderson deserves the Emmy for Baskets.

Lori Petty played The Beard in Point Break.

Who watches the Watchwomen?

Who watches the Watchmen?

I fucking hated Man of Steel, should I go into hiding?

Can I hate one and continue to not give a shit about the other?

I think Kelly Rippa took over Sarah Michelle Gellar's role on All My Children.

If Zach Braff hates Chewbacca Mom than I guess I like Chewbacca Mom.

At least with Uwe Boll you knew upfront you were getting shit and an entertaining director's commentary.

I'll lazily go through the motions of an internet fight out of contractual obligations like Bill Murray did with his performance in Ghostbusters 2.

Birthday Boys was better.

What did we do to deserve another onslaught of shitty video game adaptations? Hollywood has yet to top Mortal Kombat and that was just a corny version of Enter the Dragon with characters from the game. Quick question - Was Sonya Blade or Johnny Cage the John Saxon fill-in?

So confirmed better than Ghostbusters 2? Not a hard feat because all that movie had going for it was that Bobby Brown song.

If you're going to turn a Ubisoft game into a live-action movie than it should have been Rayman. I need to see actors with no arms and legs but with hands and feet. It's kinda my jam…

Point made. Seeing Channing Tatum attempt a Cajun accent for 2 hours sounds hysterical.