Sorry I prefer my DnD movies to star the kid from Child's Play 3

Is baseball code for tentacle demon?

When is the spin-off movie about Kevin Nash and his magical fanny pack happening?

Soccer is indeed the anime of sports.

Maybe we can be even more detached from millions upon millions of people dying in an Emmerich film when they aren't even human.

Hollywood is never going to give up the live-action Akira ghost in the shell.

I think it is a hilarious idea.

Not getting Seeso until the My Brother, My Brother, and Me show happens.

I think dude made a joke and people took it as gospel.

Roland Emmerich is the worst director ever. At least Michael Bay gave us Pain & Gain and The Rock.

I am of the opinion pre-9/11 Dennis Miller was alright.

So when in doubt Fallon calls on much funnier SNL alumni to do their recurring bits on his show?

You'd be better off just telling us who isn't going to be in the new Spider-Man.

Somewhere there is a Pet Semetary filled with every animal to be featured in a Disney movie.

I don't know what any of this means but I know I won't like it.

Is this still technically food?

Broom-Hilda AKA that awful comic old people got angry about when newspapers try to replace it with Calvin and Hobbes.

How did they get The Darth Vader?

Wild Wild West redeemed by a Will Smith rap during the credits. Seven Pounds and Earth After lacked that hence why they suck.

So Eli Roth only gets works because he is friends with Quentin Tarantino, right?