What a shitty day for my birthday.

Didn't Curt Schilling go broke trying to make the next World of Warcraft?

So you can be a complete asshole and get away with it if you are in "character"? Good to know.

I secretly think way less of my friend who recommended I read Ready Player One.

Gene Simmons is the fucking worst.

So did anyone ever watch Episodes?

Can we send them Elmo?

The only funny thing to ever happen on MadTV was that story about Artie Lange scoring and snorting coke while wearing a pig snout for shooting a parody sketch called "Babe Watch".

Who is up for the coveted Slowpoke Rodriguez role?

When did Jon Stewart become a saint?

Original MST3K cast member Jonah Ray

You lost me at Max Landis.

You got to be pretty good to be a sniper that uses kinetically charged playing cards.

Burger King's quest to make us shit every color of the rainbow.

I think I am too dumb for Zack Snyder's perfect vision so I doubt even an extra half-hour will fix that.

Mind blown!!!

I hope he falls down and farts in this movie too!!!

I can't live in a world where Burt Reynolds has regrets.

Macaulay Caulkin will reprise his role as the dead kid.

He's already the King of Comedy this seems like a huge step down.