Fuck you! It's January!

Are those muppets going to fuck Khaleesi?

Cletus Van Damme: Kickin' Ass and Travelin' Time

Negaduck reference. See that? I am down with the kids and Disney Afternoons!

Are Ali G and Stuttering John going to get election specials too?

I see "Fuck you, it's January!" is in full effect.

Who has two thumbs and not so many fingers?

The Fantastically Flubulous Follies of Frank Castle

Third times the charm?

Explain why The Muppets was so good? Even Muppets Most Wanted still had charm despite its flaws.

The Muppets has been getting better but it is still lacking that little something that makes those silly felt puppets so special.

I assume $35 Million for Smash with everything else thrown in for free.

This reeks of sweaty fedoras and unkempt neckbeards.

I knew the lead singer from the Dandy Warhols, we use to be friends a long time ago.

Donnie Wahlberg knows he just plays a cop on TV, right?

Cruel Devil I just got that! Oh and this movie is going suck big time no matter who they cast. Who is clamoring for the backstory of a lady who wants to skin dalmatian puppies in the name of fashion?

I too have never seen Avatar. It was one of those movies that felt like I had to see out of obligation and not for enjoyment so I kept putting it off until dropped out of the public zeitgeist.

Did anyone know how to actually watch anything on Yahoo Screens?

The bar is so low for The Simpsons that referencing an actual funny TV show like Silicon Valley is enough to get it a "B".

Cooper Barrett's Guide to being cancelled in 6 weeks